Listen, we understand that as a celebrity, Kim Kardashian's private life is going to be all over the news. Probably forever. But somethings are too private (WAY too private), and this just might be one of them. Specifically: Kim talking about her favorite sex positions, and her apparently fairly regular habit of going to the bathroom in her pants.
Kardashian was talking to Cara Delevingne for an interview with Love Magazine (via Heatworld), and somehow the conversation took a turn toward her habit of constantly peeing her pants.
"I always pee all over my Spanx," the reality star and Kanye West-marrier revealed.
Delevingne gave Kim some important advice- namely, that they totally make Spanx with a small crotchless section, so you can go to the bathroom in peace and not wet your pants every time you put them on. But this wasn't enough to satisfy Kim, the great pants-peeing hero of our time
"Oh, the ones where you can pee? But I always pee all over my Spanx, it's a disaster. They aren't crotchless enough!?"
Incredibly, the interview's pee-talk didn't stop there. Later on, Kim spoke about her sister Khloe and her own issues in the bathroom (why was this such a common subject?). And apparenly, Khloe has a few mortifying secrets of her own- which have just been shared with the world, thanks to her sister.
"Kourtney was a little bit notorious for that, actually. I remember we were at the Delano [Hotel] in Miami - they will probably never let us stay there again - and she went behind a curtain."
Kardashians of the world, we beg of you. Please stop with the weird peeing habits. For the good of all our sakes. Being in the news for your TV shows, your clothing, your mobile phone commercials, your selfies, your husband's bizzare Grammy rants and your kids is all totally cool. Your pee? Not so much.
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